This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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