the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
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She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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