Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
dude. I can hear the air.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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