I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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