I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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