i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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