Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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