White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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