if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
The adults are the big ones right?
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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