It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I will be naked everywhere
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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