He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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