Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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