YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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