I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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