but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
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