so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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