If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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