He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Me. At least after what I've been through.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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