Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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