Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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