He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
if i died would you start the facebook group?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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