You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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