I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
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