i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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