I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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