my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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