this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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