He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
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