Hey man sorry I got all grabby
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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