you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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