I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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