Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
dude. I can hear the air.
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