Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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