My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
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