Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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