i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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