So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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