If i come over, it means nothing
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
NoShamevember. You game?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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