Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
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