Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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