Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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