he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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