I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
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