i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Do you still have your period?
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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