Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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