I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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