I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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