I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Randomize
