How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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