you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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