Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize