I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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