Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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