His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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